Friday, January 2, 2015


Into the Woods

Released in 2014 under the direction of Rob Marshall (“Chicago,” “Nine”) on a budget of $50 million with distribution through Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures; “Into the Woods” is the film adaptation of Stephen Sondheim’s 1987 Tony-Winning Broadway musical of the same name. Production for the movie adaptation had been in development hell for fifteen years until director Rob Marshall, suggested by Sondheim himself, approached Disney in 2012 to adapt the musical for the big screen. With Sondheim and James Lapine, the writer for the original musical’s book, behind the project, Disney gave it the green-light, pulled together big name actors and actresses and gave it a Christmas Day release. But how does the transition from the stage to the screen fare?

Once Upon a Time, in a land surrounded by a thick forest, there lived a scullery maid named Cinderella (Anna Kendrick), who wished to go to the King’s Festival. There also lived a young lad named Jack (Daniel Huttlestone) forced to sell his cow to the market by his mother (Tracey Ullman). Also going through the woods is young Red Riding Hood (Lilla Crawford), delivering bread to her sick grandmother until a wolf (Johnny Depp) sways her off the path. The main plot tying all the stories together tells of a baker (James Corden) and his wife (Emily Blunt) who wished for a child, only to be told by their witch neighbor (Meryl Streep) that she placed a curse of infertility on his household and took his baby sister, Rapunzel (MacKenzie Mauzy), as payment for his father’s thievery from her garden. However, the Witch is willing to lift the curse if the baker can gather together four items to create a potion  in three days time; a cow as white as milk, a cape as red as blood, hair as yellow as corn and a slipper as pure as gold. 
Of course, everyone gets what they want and they live happily ever after…right?

I should first say at the time of writing this review that I haven’t seen the musical. But from I have been reading up on, it sounds like I would love it. The movie adaptation, on the other hand left me with the feeling that something felt missing from the plot, further research put into perspective why. While much from the original Broadway show has been preserved by it’s James Lapine acting as screenwriter, quite a lot was also omitted from the translation to the big screen. Certain characters are either moved around or removed entirely, subplots with adult themes downplayed and two characters in particular walk off the movie without any answer to their fate.
But for all the things that bug me, there is enough here that kept me satisfied. Casting is fantastic, the music is catchy and the sets are appropriately fantastical. It genuinely makes me want to check out the original to see it in it's entirety rather than whittled down to appeal to the Disney demographic.


Final Rating: 3/5


Monday, November 3, 2014


Don Giovanni - Seattle Opera 2014 Production


Maybe it's high time I break the mold of reviewing movies with a form of entertainment that seems to get less and less respect in this modern age of mass communication. A form of entertainment that, whenever I bring it up in conversations, I'm usually laughed at for it, even when I was younger, I usually was made fun of for saying I enjoyed it.
I'm not sure what else to say but this:

I love opera.



Ever since I saw "The Marriage of Figaro," I've always adored Opera. It's a form of entertainment and music that just doesn't get the same level of respect Broadway musicals do now. The amount of hard work performers put themselves through to project their voices to sing all the words in a language that is not natively spoken (unless you live in Italy and then it's about annunciating the words you sing.) But whether the performer is a tenor, a soprano, a mezzo soprano or even a baritone singer, it takes intense hard work to put that much emotion into your voice as you perform on stage for millions. Just look at the video above of the late Luciana Pavarotti performing the famed Vesti La Giubba from Ruggero Leoncavallo's "Pagliacci," a scene in where the main character must put on his clown costume despite having the knowledge his wife is cheating on him. Just the emotion Pavarotti brings to this is heart-breaking, even if you can't understand what he's saying.

So, as someone who enjoys opera, it's probably why I'm no stranger to the Marion Oliver McCaw Hall's Seattle Opera House and have been going there for opera performances since 2007 where I have seen some of the greatest operas there; "The Barber of Seville," "Carmen," "La Bohéme," "Porgy and Bess," "Madame Butterfly," and my absolute favorite opera of all time, "The Magic Flute" with plans in progress to see "Tosca" this coming January.


But lately, I've been skipping shows for financial reasons, but also, the Seattle Opera House went under new direction and lately, their shows have been trying to blend these old operas with contemporary images, making them lack-luster and unimaginable in contrast to the shows I've seen years before. Unfortunately, this meant I sadly missed out on seeing "Rigoletto" this year. The only show this season had that had my attention was an opera my mom and I had wanted to see for years because of the movie "Amadeus."
That opera?
"Don Giovanni."



Premiered in 1787 and composed by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, "Don Giovanni" is widely regarded as Mozart's darkest opera for it's subject matter on rape, adultery, rampant sin and condemnation.
And yet I'm sorry to say with this production I saw, I have not been as disappointed in the Seattle Opera House' since their last production of Beethoven's "Fidelio."

The story follows playboy debutant Don Giovanni (performed by Nicolas Cavallier) who is in the midst of attempting to seduce Donna Anna (performed by Erin Wall making her Seattle Opera debut) while Giovanni's faithful yet abused servant Leporello (performed by Erik Anstine) stands guard. Donna Anna rebuffs Giovanni's advances, forcing him to flee into her father, the Commendatore (performed by Jordan Bisch), who fights Giovanni only to be killed in the ensuing sword fight. Shocked by her father's death, she makes her fiance Don Ottavio (performed by Lawrence Browniee who also gave a splendid performance in 2011's production of "The Barber of Seville.") swear to find her father's killer and avenge him. As that goes on, Don Giovanni attempts to seduce a random woman when he realizes the woman is Donna Elvira (performed by Elizabeth Caballero, who was the lead in the 2013 performance of "La Bohéme"), hurt and vengeful after Don Giovanni wooed her over and promised to marry her before ditching her for another woman. Scornful of Don Giovanni's ways, she does everything in her power to get in between him and any other woman he sets his eyes on, especially Zerlina (performed by Cecelia Hall), who is recently married to the easily jealous Masetto (performed by Evan Boyer making his Seattle Opera debut). All of this culminating with Don Giovanni's final decision to repent his evil ways or pay the price for his ways.

Story-wise, it's straight-forward enough. It takes place in the course of 24 hours and, because of certain songs that seemed to drag the running time of the show. But those sort of criticisms are just nitpicks and for opera, songs like that are expectant, it'd be no different than if it were a musical sung in English. 
My my criticisms are not relegated to the music or the actors, for they all did fine jobs, especially one moment early in the show where Nicolas dropped his prop dagger when he's supposed to stab Jordan. He quickly put his hand around Jordan's neck to look like he was trying to choke him at the same time he picked up his dagger to put it back into place, which Jordan then reacted as though he had been stabbed again. A mistake quickly fixed through quick-thinking improvisation; in most shows, that would be the end of it since the illusion was ruined, but they kept the illusion going, bravo to them.

My problem, however, is the direction this production took. I had read the Seattle Opera House had taken on a new director, the website names Chris Alexander, whose previous credits included 2011 productions of "Porgy and Bess" and "The Magic Flute," again, both great shows that kept to their respective time periods, another note-worthy name worth mentioning is set designer Robert A. Dahlstrom, who made the admittedly impressive sets for the 2012 production of "Fidelio." I originally thought these two were at fault, but looking back on their track records, I was mistaken in assuming there was a single person responsible. 
Well, whoever was responsible, the staging for this show was a mess.

The stage's backdrop looked like something out of Terry Gilliam's "Brazil," the way doors would open just felt out of place in a story that takes place in the time period the opera was written. I would have been more willing to accept the change in time period if it made sense and, regrettably, these decisions here do NOT make any sense.
Why is there a motorcycle in the opening scene of the opera? Especially since this motorcycle is never seen again for the remainder of the opera. Why do some of the servants have candlesticks when we can see electric lights illuminating during scenes at Don Giovanni's party? Why does Don GIovanni have a remote control to a portrait that shows off paintings of women? And the big question, what time period is this? The costuming suggests a 1920s look yet the majority of the technology implemented during the show is completely anachronistic of it's time period, really taking me out of the story overall.
What comes to mind was this opera being marketed as "Mozart's bad boy." I hold issue with that concept as, typically with a character described as a "bad boy," there is still a layer of heart hiding within that gives them redeeming qualities. If you want examples, take James Dean from "Rebel Without a Cause," Harrison Ford's role as Han Solo or more obviously, Johnny Depp's role from "Cry-Baby."
The character of Don Giovanni has no heart. The character has no redeeming qualities, he's a jerk and he has no true purpose to be labeled "a bad boy" when he is a pure scumbag of a character. Probably why performing as the character is a reward for many performers; everyone wants to play the bad guy, it's why actors are treated with high regard to perform as Richard the III for the Shakespearean play of the same name. No one ever labeled him a "bad boy" and there is a good reason why.
So why Seattle Opera went out of their way to market and label him as such along with the set design, is truly baffling.

The best thing this backdrop did was break open and produce a heavy smoke effect during the famous climax with the ghost of the Commendatore, an outstanding climax that's elevated by the actors' performances, but made nearly under-whelming by the lack-luster set (the ending of the scene just have projector fire on the background and red lights. Even the 1990 TV Movie with Samuel Ramey, which was just a single performance at the Metropolitan Opera House had more imagination and creativity with it's production sets than this particular production did.



I hate harping on this production like it did something wrong, but when you have this fantastic cast of outstandingly talented performers with amazing music from a master; there is this expectation to give the story the respect it deserves to do it justice. The anachronistic decisions done for this production's sets and costumes are baffling to me and they constantly kept pulling me out of the opera, a problem i never have when an opera can keep me engaged in it's illusion.
This production, felt like it didn't want to hide the illusion.

Still, all things considered, it's still a great opera. The music is great and the Commendatore climax is both chilling and empowering, both of which are done great justice by it's great acting troupe, I just wish the people behind the scenes had that much passion going into opera's set design.
But if "Don Giovanni" happens to come around your town, I say check it out, expand your horizons a bit.
The Brothers Grimm

Released in 2005 under the direction of Terry Gilliam with distribution through Miramax Films and Dimension Films; "The Brothers Grimm" is a strange little fantasy movie coming from the surreal and strange mind of Terry Gilliam. To the animation crowd, he is best remembered for the animated segments for Monty Python's sketches, to the science-fiction crowd, Terry is the brilliant mind behind "Time Bandits," "Brazil" and "12 Monkeys," to the strange and artsy dramas of "The Fisher King," "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas" and "Tideland." Since this is the month of October, I decided to go with the first Gilliam film I saw in theaters and hot damn did it scare the sh*t out of me back then.

Sometime set during the early 1800s, brothers Wilhelm and Jakob Grimm (Matt Damon and the late Heath Ledger respectively) are a pair of con "exorcists" that go town-to-town clearing out "ghosts" for money. Found out by Napoleonic General Delatombe (Jonathan Pryce), the duo are forced to solve a mystery of disappearing girls in a small village. Entering this village, the two assume the disappearances are part of an elaborate con, despite the insistence of the village huntress Angelika (Lena Headey) insisting it's the work of an evil Queen (Monica Belluchi) trying to regain her youth.
Well that's the basic gist of the story, sadly once the plot finally gets started, the movie trips and stumbles and gets a little bit lost on the way to it's climax. The characters go into the woods, the leave, they come back again, and leave again, go back to prison, then go back to the woods again and then come out again. If the basic plot structure is described like an upward line of rising action to meet the climax, then this movie is the equivalent of the DOW stock, it goes up and down until it finally reaches it's climax.

As for the characters, the nicest thing I can say about them, you remember the little things more than the major things and the little things about them showcase Terry's twisted sense of humor, such as Jonathan Pryce licking a drop of cat's blood of his cheek and Matt Damon licking a toad for directions (I'm not kidding, that happens). Though watching this with the knowledge of Heath Ledger's passing makes you really appreciate his quiet and sensitive performance and the potential Terry saw in this guy. It's a shame these characters don't have a better flowing narrative to work with but I would be more opt to blame the conflicts that occurred during production from the Weinstein Company and Terry Gilliam over who had final cut of the picture.


So what is good about this movie? Well, typical of Terry Gilliam, the dark twisted humor lightens the dark eerie mood now and then (a kitten being thrown into a giant mechanical blender with a spot of blood that lands on Jonathan Pryce's face who casually licks it off all to a bunch of violinists play Luigi Boccherini's "Minuet String Quintet in E Major," if this was anymore Terry Gilliam, that would be Eric Idle in the role or a CGI Graham Chapman would step in and say "Right, stop that, that's silly and a bit suspect I think."), the sets and locations are wonderfully surreal and dream-like, creating that fairy tale atmosphere of fantasy, the costumes are fantastic, strange, sure, but it's Terry Gilliam, would you expect less than normal? The CGI is…pretty laughable compared to today, but not so much that it's too distracting.



But now you're asking me, what was it about this movie that freaked me out when I first saw it?
It's this one scene where a girl, disguised as a boy, goes out to get water from a well and a crow falls in. She pulls up the dead crow until it begins to flap it's wings and throw mud all over her face. The crow flies off, the girl wipes the mud from her face to reveal her eyes, nose and mouth are gone as a mud creature slowly forms with her eyes, nose and mouth as the poor girl blindly wanders terrified as the mud creature follows close behind. That and the girl that gets swallowed by a horse: 
Thanks Terry, glad to know you're always there in the nightmares of a 12 year old.

Is it a perfect movie? Heavens no, it's not even Terry Gilliam's best fantasy film. You want his best, just watch "The Adventures of Baron Munchausen" or "Time Bandits" for his best fantasy work. To me, this is passable, in the hands of a less qualified craftsman, I wouldn't give it a second glance, but the magical thing about Gilliam is a second look always makes you notice something you failed to see the last time.

Final Rating: 2/5

Thursday, August 14, 2014

Guardians of the Galaxy

Released in 2014 under the direction of James Gunn ("Tromeo and Juliet," "Slither") on a budget of $170 million with distribution through Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures; "Guardians of the Galaxy" is the recent superhero action movie based on a lesser-known superhero group of the same name. But with the enormous success of Marvel's more well-known comic adaptations such as "Iron Man" and "The Avengers," it would make some sense to branch into unfamiliar territory for the summer season. Although this was quite a risky gamble for Marvel, it would seem Marvel tossed it's dice right, earning them a record-breaking opening weekend of $94 million with rave reviews from critics. Is this the summer blockbuster we've been waiting for or is this lost floating in space?

Abducted in 1988 and living in space for 30 years, Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) recovers a mysterious orb containing an "Ark of the Covenant, Maltese Falcon sort-of vibe" that is pursued by Gamora (Zoe Saladana), a highly-trained assassin defecting against Ronan the Accuser (Lee Pace), bounty hunters gun-toting Rocket Raccoon (v. Bradley Cooper) and simple-minded Groot (v. Vin Diesel). The confrontation causes the four to be arrested and sent to the Klyn prison planet where they meet Drax the Destroyer (Dave Bautista) who swears a blood vengeance against Ronan for the deaths of his family. With his assistance, they escape with the orb in hand and Ronan's other assassin Nebula (Karen Gillan) and the blue-skinned Ravager leader Yondu Udonta (Michael Rooker) chasing after them. If that sounds confusing, don't worry, it's not that hard to follow.

Let me say how much of a relief it is to finally watch a summer movie that knows how to have FUN for a change. This is a movie that does not take itself seriously first and foremost and it greatly benefits for doing this as it allows for the movie to give some of the funniest moments in any comic book movie we've seen in recent years. From references to 80's culture, witty banter between the characters and a mixture with 70's pop hits that saves the universe. 
The title characters are perhaps the most likable jerks ever written for a movie since Steve Martin. There was never one character I preferred over the other, every one of them had fantastic chemistry, smart-ass dialogue and all got their respective chance to kick some ass. 

The story is nothing too original but that is also it's greatest strength. It's a movie that serves to be a love letter to 70's space operas and the movie revels in recapturing this feel with it's choice of 70's pop hits from the Jackson 5 to Redbone to Marvin Gaye peppered across the soundtrack. The only issue I had with the movie are it's stock villains, but with these unheroic characters, I figure a stock villain balances out the smart-ass characters.

I cannot praise this movie enough, if you haven't seen this movie by the time I've posted this review, then why are you still reading?

Final Rating: 4.5/5


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Lucy

Released in 2014 under the direction of Luc Besson ("Leon the Professional," "The Fifth Element," "Taken") on a budget of $40 million with distribution through Universal Pictures; "Lucy" is Besson's recent sci-fi action thriller that dares to blend fast-paced action and the metaphysical aspect of evolving to the next stage of human evolution: godhood…only minus the Star Child.

Living abroad in Taiwan, Lucy (Scarlett Johansson) is pressured by her boyfriend Richard (Pilou Asbaek) to deliver a suitcase full of synthetic drugs to a drug cartel run by Kang (Choi Min-sik). To deliver the drug, a bag is placed inside her lower stomach and sewn up to transport, but she is intercepted and held prisoner by a rival gang, causing the bag to rupture and leak inside her body, boosting her cerebral capacity past the fictional 10% and allowing her to realize the wonders of the universe around her and allowing her to read minds, move things, collect data at an incredible rate. To help comprehend her growing condition, she calls upon the aid of Professor Samuel Norman (Morgan Freeman) and to help in recovering the other drugs being transported, she acquires the aid of French police officer Pierre Del Rio (Amr Waked).

So…um…this movie has had quite a lot of high expectation lately. From all the twerps on Tumblr calling this movie "the only action movie with a woman without a love interest" to even the middle-age women on my Facebook contacts, this seemed to be one of the most anticipated movies of the summer…
Boy does it break my heart to say it's a let-down.
Not to say that it completely falls together, but it is a movie that will leave you feeling either disappointed, unsatisfied or angered by it's ending.

The cast is decent, though their characters range from one-dimensional to half-hearted performances. The action scenes grab your interest and when Lucy demonstrates her evolving powers, they are genuinely fascinating to watch. Such as locking onto cell phone signals from a car, hacking a television, radio, cell phone and computer to flash her image to talk to Morgan Freeman and calling someone over the phone and sending them pictures of drug mules without a computer is cool.

But the character arcs are unfulfilling, the story takes a downward spiral to pretension-ville by the end and it's explanation of science is pure nonsense. This movie expects you to believe that humans use 10% of their brain's capacity and by achieving 100%, we become omnipotent like God. Thing is, we DO use 100% of our brain, 55% is what we use to process thoughts and ideas, 45% of your brian controls the parts of your body you don't consciously think about, such as your heartbeat, digestive system, hair growth or breathing.

With that information, one has to wonder how much of Luc Besson's brain capacity went into writing this deeply flawed screenplay. The action scenes were impressive and so were Lucy's powers, but nothing else really warrants running out to see this brainfart.

Final Rating: 2/5

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Monday, July 21, 2014



Chef review

Released in 2014 under the direction of Jon Faverau ("Swingers," "Iron Man") with distribution through Open Road Films; "Chef" is Faverau's return to small budget movies after the string of big budget action movies. But after all the flying suits and aliens, can Faverau return to the basics and create a satisfying entree or is this an appetizer full of twinkle filling?

Chef Carl Casper (Jon Faverau) is an unhappy chef in a respected LA restaurant, dealing with estranged ex-wife Inez (Sofia Vergara) and son Percy (Emjay Anthony). When renowned food critic Ramsey Michel (Oliver Platt) comes to eat, Casper is denied his chance to shine and display his creative cooking, earning the restaurant a poor review. Angry, Carl calls Ramsey out on Twitter and verbally assaults him, resulting in negative publicity that causes Carl to get fired. With no one else willing to hire him, Carl accepts the help of Inez's possibly insane ex-husband (Robert Downey Jr.) and receives a food truck that he restores and, teamed up with Percy and his sous chef friend Martin (John Leguizamo), they begin a cross-country journey from Miami to Los Angeles serving Cubanos to long lines, earning his reputation back as well as fulfilling his culinary passion.

I'm not gonna lie, this movie is schmaltzy and predictable. The narrative exists to get the protagonist where he needs to be for him to overcome his obstacles, the minor characters are only there to push the protagonist towards achieving his goal and everything ends on a happy note. In terms of story-telling, it's so basic that it's like olive oil in your pan and pulling out a pre-made tortilla shell to make a burrito.
But where the movie's true flavor comes from it's likable cast and subject matter: Culinary arts.
Every major film critic who reviewed this movie stated that this was a movie you do not enter on a light stomach. I saw this movie at Cinebarre where they serve you food and even though I already had my fill from their menu, all the food seen in this movie made me even hungrier. The detail Faverau shows for how he prepares these meals, under the guidance of gourmet chef Roy Choi, made me wish to try them out for myself (which is what I did afterwards with a stir-fry pan and some chicken). As for the cast, they did what was asked of them and I cannot muster one criticism against them as they played off one another swimmingly.

At the end of the day though, "Chef" is a movie worth seeing for a matinee price. It's cast is likable enough and the food is mouth-watering to look at as it sizzles in close-ups. While it has a few too many schmaltzy scenes that are hard to swallow, it's a meal I was very pleased to sink my teeth into. Mr Faverau, I don't know if you happen across this review, but know that you have my regards to the cook.

Final Rating: 3/5

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Sunday, June 8, 2014


Maleficent Review

Released in 2014 under the direction of Robert Stromberg in his directorial debut, on a budget of $200 million with distribution from Walt Disney Studios Motion Picture; "Maleficent" is another live action adaptation of a beloved film from our childhoods with large expansive CGI worlds, bright colors and generally pissing off fans of the original. You've probably seen these movies; Tim Burton's "Alice in Wonderland" and Sam Raimi's "Oz: The Great and Powerful" (both of which, Robert Stromberg did visual effects for) and in the past, I've been rather kind to these movies when everyone else has torn them like a pack of wild wolves. But with the release of "Maleficent," a re-imagined adaptation of the beloved 1959 Disney film "Sleeping Beauty" has received mixed reviews. Does it deserve the consensus or are audiences not willing to remove the nostalgia goggles for this one?

In this storyline, Maleficent (Angelina Jolie, who also produces) is betrayed by her teenage sweetheart Stefan (Sharlto Copley) for his position to be king. Heartbroken by his betrayal, she crashes the christening of Stefan's daughter Aurora and curses her to go into a death-like sleep upon her sixteen birthday, only to be woken by true love's first kiss. The child is taken and raised by three incompetent fairies (Lesley Manville, Imelda Staunton and Juno Temple) as Maleficent secretly watches over the child with her transforming crow/manservant Diaval (Sam Riley) as she grows up into Elle Fanning. By this time, Maleficent begins to care for the child and strives to find a way to reverse the curse she placed on Aurora.

The story doesn't sound too bad and it's really not if you're willing to accept that this movie is not the original movie and it has no business to be compared to as such. Is it fair to compare a movie from 55 years ago that, even on it's release also received mixed reviews? For me, it's like trying to compare it to the original German fairy tale by the Brothers Grimm. It's a matter of interpretation and who your audience is. The audience to who you sell a story to constantly changes and, in order to sell your story, you have to make changes and it's a roll of the dice whether or not the audience accepts those changes or spits in your face (unless it's "Man of Steel," then everyone goes after each others' throats).
For this movie, I hold no ill qualms about the film's interpretation of the old Disney film to sell it to a new audience. However, that will not stop me from criticizing the movie on it's own merits, not the merits of the original film. With that out of the way, let's proceed with the things that bugged me.


-The three fairies. I understand that they're supposed to be comic relief, but their incompetence really begs the question who thought choosing them to be Aurora's guardians was a wise idea in the first place? Oh right, the guy who played "Howling Mad" Murdock in "The A-Team," how silly of me.
These three are so thick-headed, they fail to understand how to feed a crying baby, they fail to recognize when the child they were asked to protect is in risk of falling off a cliff or showing no concern whenever Aurora runs off into the woods every day. Their purpose is to give Maleficent a reason to be more of a guardian to the child than the people assigned to be the child's guardian, at the expense of making the three characters look mean-spirited and stupid.
-The Moors. It's a vast and colorful world, I can praise it for that much, but with all these other recent 3D movies with huge colorful lush worlds taking after the immense financial success of "Avatar." The problem I have with it is because of movies like "Alice in Wonderland" and "Oz: Great and Powerful,"  the effects don't dazzle me anymore, they are all starting to look the same. I can praise the creativity that went into designing the creatures, as I should expect from a director who did visual effects for 20 years.
-The Prince. As in, he's barely in the movie, doesn't do anything worth mentioning and it left out of the movie until the ending. But hey, at least these film-makers got it right in giving the two no chemistry as the prince and Aurora practically had none to speak of in the '59 film, so give them points for that.


But for where this movie falls under the weaker elements, it more than makes up with Angelina Jolie in the title role. Jolie is superb, the best moments of the film are the moments when Jolie never needs to say anything. The way her eyes flash different colors, the way she stares ominously over Aurora as an infant, the way she moves from behind a tree, fog sifting behind her, as he waves her hands and performs her spell on hapless soldiers. Jolie's presence alone bleeds menace, angst, scorn and, in certain times done most effectively during the second act of the film, compassion. She's not deliciously evil as Eleanor Audley did for Maleficent, but I'd like to think that even Miss Audley would give her approval of Mrs. Jolie's fleshed-out performance. I can not honestly think of anyone else who could have played this role than Mrs. Jolie.

Oh and the rest of the cast did all right, I suppose. Though when you have a star-power performance from Angelina Jolie that dominates the movie, it makes the supporting cast feel like they are part of the background and the special effects are brought to the foreground with Angelina Jolie when, usually, that should be the opposite. Bring the supporting cast to the front and leave the background in the back, especially when they're not that impressive anyway.

For the flaws this movie had, it makes up for with ambition, compassion, and an resolution to the iconic conflict that raises LGBT discussion that I hadn't seen since "Frozen" (well some people will reach that conclusion, others like myself will assume a more mother/daughter theme. But it's still worth discussing). Does the movie have problems? Absolutely, the supporting cast could have been written stronger, but that would probably sacrifice a majority of scenes with Jolie giving her characteristic mannerism. It's not a perfect movie, but it's an entertaining one. Just skip the 3D and get to a Matinee showing, bring your own snacks and just seep up Jolie's compelling performance leaking from the screen.
Just make sure you don't slip in it on the way out.

Final Rating: 3/5

And before you ask, no, Angelina Jolie doesn't turn into a dragon and not once during the film did I hear Tchaikovsky's iconic ballet score. But it does have a cover of "Once Upon a Dream" sung by Lana Del Rey, it's not bad, it's a little too slow and ominous for me. But that's just me. Take a listen and make your own decision on the songs.